Theatrical Release Date: 11 Mar 2005
Home Ent. Release Date: 08 May 2005
A hilarious spoof on both 9 1/2 Weeks and the Ninja movie genre, 9 1/2 Ninjas is a crazy mix of sex, kung-fu and non-stop action. Joe Vogue (Michael Phenicie) is an ordinary guy trained in the ancient ways of the ninja. His life takes a turn when he meets the gorgeous Lisa Thorne (Andee Gray), after she loses her home to sinister property mogul Gruber (Robert Fieldsteel). When Joe’s apartment is also slated for destruction to make way for Gruber Towers, a new property development, Joe decides it’s time to fight back and trains Lisa to be a ninja. But there’s one problem – Joe’s curvaceous new disciple has more on her mind than just ninja training. After selecting a top-team of dangerous ninjas to eliminate Joe and Lisa for good, Gruber unleashes these Secret Black Masque of Death Assassins for a deadly showdown!